David Arquette is basically a 19 year-old frat boy stuck in a grown man's mustachioed body, so it's no surprise that he's celebrating the end of his 11 year marriage by getting sh!thammered and bangin' every skank who's willing to spread 'em for a semi-famous dude, who's mostly only known because of who he married.

Here's David gettin' his swerve on in LA last night and, to me, these pics don't really say "newly-single Hollywood stud," as much as they say "pathetic, recently divorced middle-aged dude." Seriously, what is he doing to that poor girl? We can't even see her face, so for all we know, she's screaming for help.

Did you ever know one of these guys who's married for more than a decade, and then immediately starts cruising for trim after they get divorced? They show up to bars wearing, like, a Motley Crue t-shirt and a Member's Only jacket drinking weird girl drinks with "sex" in the name, and telling chicks about how they once met Corey Feldman and Corey Haim on the same night, thinking that will somehow get them laid. It's disgusting, and from the looks of these pics, that's just what David Arquette has become. If I were Courteney Cox, I would stay as far gone as possible.