Gary Shirley Caught Cheating on Amber Portwood

 

Wow. This dude must seriously want to die. Despite getting his @ss kicked by Amber Portwood and generally giving her full custody of his balls, Gary Shirley still found the nerve to go out and grind against some chick in a club. May god have mercy on his soul.

Yep. That's Gary Shirley rubbin' up on some chick (who's about 50 bajillion times hotter than Amber) at a club. According to a clubber who witnessed Gary getting his fat, hairy creep on, "They were making out, whispering to each other. She was even nibbling on Gary's ear." I wonder what they were whispering. I bet she said something like, "Come home with me and I promise I won't punch you in the head." Gary's easy to please.

Well, I hope dude doesn't ever plan on falling asleep next to Amber again, because that will definitely result in her cutting his dick off. It's a weird time for Gary to cheat, given that he and Amber just got sorta engaged on Teen Mom a couple weeks ago, but it's actually a pretty typical situation. Even human doormats like Gary can only take so much. I've known many a p*ssy-whipped dude who got his revenge by cheating. It's a good way to get back at someone when you don't have the balls to just tell them off.

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4 Comments

  1. Firecracker

    Well the girl in the picture does not look sober. You'd have to put me in an a coma for me to hit that shit tho.

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    WHO THE FUCK WOULD HOOK UP THE ABDOMINAL HAIR BALL!!! FUCKING SICK!

  3. Lil Payne

    Only for people who don't have the balls to just tell someone to fuck off. I personally think just telling someone off is actually way more fun than cheating. :)

  4. Firecracker

    WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You support cheating when you want to bounce? That's horrible, I love it. :)

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