I don’t know why some people need proof that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are f*cking, but the media can’t seem to get enough. Granted there’s a nine-year age difference between Jake and Taylor, I still think they make sense together.

Taylor and Jake have been spotted at a Nashville coffee shop named The Frothy Monkey on several occasions. TMZ hinted that these two are having boring dates, but I dunno why people can’t see what’s really going on here: Jake and Taylor are spending so much time banging each other’s brains out like midget pornstars that they don’t get any sleep, therefore they have to get coffee just to keep their lids from dropping down while driving around town as a new couple in heat.

Have fun kids!