Jessica Simpson might actually be a genius, because she's always coming up with new and interesting ways to be a total dumb @ss. Seriously, it can't be easy to be forever brainstorming new ways to make the world say, "Wow. This b!tch is really borderline retarded."

Despite the fact that her divorce from Nick Lachey (who actually had a career) cost her upwards of $10 million, Jessica has decided to forgo a pre-nuptial agreement with fiance Eric Johnson (who's friggin' unemployed). Jess' dad, who's also her manager, is understandably pissed about this decision. "Joe is going to do everything in his power to make sure that Jessica doesn't walk down the aisle until Eric signs away any right he might have to Jessica's enormous fortune," says a source close to the situation. Marrying Jessica Simpson is pretty much a win-win. When you're done with the enormous boobs, you get the enormous fortune as a consolation prize!

Unfortunately, for Jessica's dad, his daughter's brain stopped growing when she was a toddler. She didn't sign a prenup before and it cost her 10 mil. She should probably sign one this time. You could explain that to a 3 year-old and they'd be like, "Well, yeah, no sh!t." Throw in the fact that dumping Jessica Simpson is basically an Olympic sport at this point and the same 3 year-old would be all, "This b!tch just needs to go away already. Where my blanky at?"