It is very difficult to master two looks at the same time. Very few women can. You know, looking sexy and cute simultaneously. Jessica Alba is always sexy yet cute. Hmmm.... Britney Spears was, too, circa like six years ago.

Someone looks like your average girl in makeup here! And it's my job to point that out.

Katy Perry is adorable and pretty, but she's kind of annoying too. She's like a cartoon character come to life and you don't know how real she is, especially cause she gets airbrushed to death on magazine covers, then she looks like this without makeup. She's buried in thick hair extensions, layered makeup, and fake eyelashes. So is the b!tch hot or not? That's all we wanna know! I think you can figure out what my answer is: Photogenic when dolled up? Yes. Plain Jane, blotchy skin, thin haired, but 'is a freak in the sheets that you wanna pull over her face when you wake up next to her' is a bit more accurate.