Ke$ha is extremely hard on the eyes, but she owns it. Looking like she doesn't have lice and crabs and herpes isn't really her thing. She's said that she tries to look like a homeless person, and from what we've seen, she executes her look well. She's trashy and unattractive and she'll make herself look even worse than she naturally looks just because she can.

Ke$ha changed things up a bit, getting scrubbed down and sexy in Complex magazine. She says that men with big dicks turn her on. I approve, and I approve because women are the ones who are criticized for not having big boobs. I'm partially responsible for doing that myself, yet men aren't harshly scrutinized nearly as much. I like it when women flip the script. Every chick talks about what her guy is packing anyway. If you don't want to be put on blast, don't act like a jerk or else we'll pull a Hailey Glassman in a heartbeat.

So you're saying to have a shot with you, I would need a homeless beard and something to do with a bag of quarters?
Ke$ha: You would also have to have a big dick... Then you're probably good to go.

...For this post I'll say that I'm kewl with Ke$ha, but she better know that she's on probation.