Is it just me or is Kellie Pickler looking all kinds of wax figure museum here? She looks diff, and gaining weight is a very effective way to fug up a person. She also looks more pasty and Botox-filled than she’s ever appeared to be before.

Kellie is engaged to be married and it looks like she’s letting herself go pre-wedding and future divorce. Carrie Underwood, on the other hand, still looks gorgeous. People talk sh!t about the Jersey Shore kids promoting tanning, but then you see Snow White hoes like Kellie Pickler, and you know why Snooki thinks it’s great to be dark enough to write “Tan” down as your ethnicity on applications. I don’t see ghost people like this in SoCal, so I’m especially frightened.