Well, he might not be a black athlete, but it looks like Kim Kardashian and former Halle Berry slam piece Gabriel Aubry will be getting married any day now. Once a guy sees Kim elbow her way through a buffet line and actually sticks around, he's basically hers forever.

Although officially Kim and male model Zoolander Gabriel are "just friends" a source close to the Kardashian family says the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed that night, if ya know what I'm sayin'. Kim and Gabe had already been spotted together at a Lakers game and at the movies in the week leading up to Thanksgiving and then he tweeted about what a great time he had at the Kard table Thanksgiving night. Riiight. Single people in their 30s frequently meet people of the opposite sex, hang out every day, then introduce each other to their families, all so that they can be good, platonic friends. Plus, it's not like Kim is the type that desperately needs a man by her side to keep her from binge eating to the point that her ass develops its own orbit. Oh, by the way, I was totally being sarcastic just now.