Former senator John Edwards’ life went from American success story to trailer trash sh!t show when he got busted for makin’ a baby with uber-cougar Rielle Hunter while his wife was dying of cancer. Karma’s a b!tch, though, and it looks like Edwards is almost getting what he deserves, as Rielle is said to be on a skank tour of Hollywood, picking up famous dicks for her collection.
According to The Enquirer, “the disgraced presidential candidate and his 46 year-old mistress had a major blowout after she traveled to Hollywood recently and tried to look up some famous former boyfriends.” Apparently, the list of Rielle’s “famous former boyfriends” is a long one and includes the likes of John Cusack, Matt LeBlanc, Jeff Goldblum and Kiefer Sutherland. Sounds like Rielle’s vadge is like the VIP room at an LA club – ya gotta be famous to get in!
Naturally, none of those famous exes will want anything to do with Rielle’s 46 year-old, home wreckin’ ass, so she’ll kinda get hers too, but it’s still not enough. It’s nice to think that the shoe is on the other foot and John Edwards’ skank is now screwing around on him, but neither of them is, ya know…dying of cancer! Well, maybe after she gets a bad case of super herpes from some middle-aged D-lister he’ll find a massive tumor on his ball sack. Sigh…Dare to dream!