Because men's magazines pride themselves on telling readers which women you should jack to, GQ magazine has named Scarlett Johansson its "Babe of the Year."

Scarlett Johansson is a babe of the decade for me. She's no Megan Fox, she's actually smart. Ryan Reynolds' wife also doesn't need makeup to look good like Katy Perry. She's one curvy, stunning package with an irresistibly sexy, deep and raspy voice; plus her fake tan looks great here.

GQ described why Scarlett won the title: "At 26, she remains fresh-faced, curious, trying on new moods and outlets of expression as easily as she changes her hair color... All the while still seem genuinely like the observant, inquisitive (and very cute) girl in transition we fell for in Lost in Translation."

I'm surprised it wasn't reported that Scarlett is "23 years old" for another year in a row just like Blake Lively's been 22 for like the past five years. Congrats to one of my favorite hot b!tches!