Two of Kate Gosselin's Kids Get Expelled From School

This is just what Jon Gosselin needs to take to a judge and try to claim that Kate Gosselin is "an absentee parent." Two of the Gosselins, Colin and Alexis, both 6, were expelled from a private school in Pennsylvania.

The children are now being homeschooled.  

The "source," aka Kate, tells People magazine that reports of bullying and violence are "grossly overstated." Adding, "The kids are going through a challenging time, but Kate doesn't feel this is something that should be discussed publicly. It is a private matter."

I don't know what caused Kate's kids to get expelled, but it's bullsh!t to blame it on the divorce. Kate's an exceptional mother, except when it comes to forcing her kids to eat old food. Which is probably what prompted their bad behavior in the first place. Getting kicked outta school = no more stale sandwiches or uniforms. It's a win-win! Besides, twins and sextuplets are going to work together and gang up on folks that they want to. Don't these reporters remember the hot twins in The Social Network? Duh.