Willow Palin: Pregnant?!
This is the kind of news that the phrase "too good to be true" was made for. The National Enquirer is set to publish a story claiming that Sarah Palin's 16 year-old daughter Willow might be pregnant! The tabloid isn't saying that the middle Palin daughter is definitely knocked-up, but they claim to have information suggesting that there might be another scandalous baby and redneck teenaged baby daddy in the Palin family's future. The story, scheduled to break in this week's issue, says:
"The former Alaska governor flipped out after learning recently that her 16 year-old daughter Willow was not only having sex, but feared she might be pregnant by her 18 year-old boyfriend, sources told the Enquirer. 'Sarah was shocked," a close source divulged. "She felt like she was reliving a nightmare!' According to the source, Willow began to panic when her period was a week late. 'She went out and bought a home pregnancy test and was on pins and needles,' divulged the source."
Well, no real shock there. Personally, I'd like credit for breaking the story that Willow Palin is following in her big sister's footsteps by banging random Alaskan hicks. Then again, since Willow always stays home while the rest of her family flies around in planes and kills animals or whatever, that fact was probably pretty obvious to everyone in the country who isn't named Sarah Palin.
I know unexpected teen pregnancies are a terrible thing and blah, blah, blah, but god, I hope this true. I'm dying to see how Sarah will spin this story into some bullsh!t about how bears are taking over America or whatever the hell she's trying to tell us these days.
My theory is that Willow is jealous of Bristol Palin's Dancing With the Stars fame, so she's trying to land a spot on 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom. As a bonus, she might also destroy her mom's presidential hopes. She's a genius!
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December 18th, 2010 12:10 AM
I have taken a look at my life. Neither of my kids were pregnant out of wedlock. That's because we are bleeding-heart liberals and made sure our kids knew all about contraception and knew that we expected them to act responsibly. They're both college graduates- one is second year law and made the Review- married and working. So I can look at Sarah Palin and her trashy family and say: if you have ONE kid with a problem, you say, "it can happen in any family." When you have THREE kids with problems? Damn, that is some lousy parenting.
December 1st, 2010 1:21 AM
It's completely our business to judge sarah palins family. This is a women who is claiming that she is trying to bring us back to our american values. How she runs her family is very indicative of those values. Welcome to the age of 12 yr old pregnancies. That will really get those mama grizzlies riled up.
November 30th, 2010 8:43 PM
If the writer of the article re the "possibility of Willow Palin being pregnant" is of sound mind, maybe that person can go and find something worthwhile to do other than trying to badmouth the Palin family. Who are you assigning the job of writing about your family and their doings? Find some other scumbag to do it for you, then you will feel the pain, like you are trying to bestow on the Palin family. And for your info, I have no connection to the Palins.
IF Willow is pregnant why not wish her well. IF she is, it is not the first time a 16 year old got pregnant, and it won't be the last time. It happens in good families all the time.
November 29th, 2010 2:54 PM
just because sara is in the political stuff doesnt mean anything. her family is just like any other in america. its not right that willow is having sex but its also no one elses buisness. everyone needs to stop judging and may need to take a look at your own life.
November 25th, 2010 6:48 AM
Todd got any cigars? Better yet in a couple of years you can open a day care. Good fathering Mr mom
November 19th, 2010 2:24 PM
This is all I want for Christmas. Please gawd.