Don’t worry; we’re not gradually turning into a hardcore sex site. It just so happens that a surprising number of young stars decided to take off their clothes and talk about their love of banging today. It’s days like these that remind me why I took this job in the first place. Sigh. *single tear*
Leighton Meester decided to take it off for the new issue of Allure, and discuss her feelings on rivalries and relationships, which is what I usually do when I’m enjoying a martini in nothing but my underwear and a designer raincoat.
When asked about her supposed rivalry with costar Blake Lively, Leighton said, “It’s unfortunate when women are pitted against each other, like with Sex and the City. People say, ‘They’re jealous of each other.’ Come on! They’re all rich, successful, great actresses.” Notice she never actually said she doesn’t have a rivalry with Blake Lively. Of course she does. She has to. Skinny brunette has to beef with big-boobs blonde. It’s the law of nature and Archie comics.
Fortunately, the topic then changed from Leighton’s feud with Tits McGee to her probably boring love life. “It’s wonderful to be in love. And it’s definitely wonderful to cuddle and have sex and get to experience life with somebody. But it’s OK if you don’t find him and you’re 24. You can find it someday.” So, in other words, she’s not getting laid, which means it’s time for me to offer my services. The only reason Leighton can’t find love is because she’s not looking right under her nose, or, more accurately, in the bushes outside her house where I can usually be found with a pair of binoculars and a backpack full of hand lotion. Some would say I’m the last true romantic. I would agree.