Brett Favre was fined $50,000 by the NFL today for failure to cooperate in their investigation into the penis picture scandal involving super hottie and former NY Jets reporter Jenn Sterger. The NFL released a statement saying “The forensic analysis could not establish that Favre sent the objectionable photographs to Sterger.” In other words, they can’t confirm that the photos are of Brett’s wang.
Jenn claims she’s “extremely disappointed, but not surprised” with the ruling because the NFL is sexist! Her lawyer released a statement saying “Our evidence and the personal testimony of Ms. Sterger clearly showed a pattern of lewd and offensive behavior by Mr. Favre that lasted all of the 2008 season. Our evidence clearly showed that the photos were sent by Favre.”
“Today’s decision is an affront to all females and shows once again that, despite tough talk, the NFL remains the good old boys’ league.”
It’s the NFL, which is comprised of nothing but big men, beer, balls, and hot chicks in little cheerleading outfits. Do you really expect more out of them? I love that they spent so much time and money on lawyers and ‘forensic analysis’ over Brett Favre’s penis. I hope this is over, because his penis is giving me a headache. I’ve got a feeling this isn’t the end because Jenn has said in the past that if the NFL suspends him, she won’t sue, so something tells me that she will.