I checked out Bristol Palin‘s Facebook post about what Margaret Cho said, and it might as well have been posted in Japanese, because this fat b!tch didn’t write a single word of it!!!!

Seriously, who is the last person you’d ever want to upset, besides Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen? My vote is on a comedian, cause they always say the most vicious things and claim that they had no choice but to take it there for the sake of art.

Bristol fired back at comedienne Margaret Cho for saying that Sarah forced Bristol to compete on DWTS. This insipid whore who was “named after Bristol Bay” approved her ghostwriter’s lame lesbian reference at the end, which said: “If you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert. P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off. “

From that little blurb posted above, you know that Bristol did not write that post. She’s as credible and fake as Mama Grizzly. I can’t even read that paragraph without rolling my eyes. Bristol just had to remind us that she takes care of the son that she’s legally responsible for by mentioning that she could use “a night off.”

Bristol should have given lesbianism a try cause she wouldn’t have gotten pregnant at 17, when she wasn’t prepared to become a mother. But, ya know, Bristol is a Palin, which means that she can do no wrong and she spends all her free time trying to make the world a better place. Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!