Britney Spears Admitting Abuse On Audio: It's not Britney, B!tch

Britney Spears is putting the smackdown on Star magazine for publishing an interview given by Jason Alexander in which he claims Britney is being abused by her current man Jason Trawick. I feel like I can breathe a little easier knowing that she's not the complete redneck trailer trash I was beginning to think she is. 

"Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false and Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of this story before it was published."

Radar Online also released audio tapes, of an alleged Britney and Alexander, where 'Britney' admits she was 'beat on by Trawick. Those tapes have turned out to be complete bullsh!t too..

"The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are a complete fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. The audio recording posted on Radaronline this morning purporting to be between Britney Spears and Jason Alexander is so obviously fake as to be laughable. Suffice it to say, that Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney."

"These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears' legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties."

Jason Alexander is full of sh!t and Star magazine fell for it. Yep, I reported it along with the audio tapes, but I, too, had my doubts it was Spears on the audio. Brit's gonna take Star magazine for all its worth and buy some fabulous weaves.