All of Crystal Harris' dreams have come true and she's marrying the 84-year-old who lays like a dead fish during sex knight in shining armor that she has always dreamed of! Crystal was proud to show off her new bling on Twitter, which she received from Hugh Hefner who got down on one knee with a brittle hip, and proposed to her days ago. Actually, he probably just sat on his bed.

"For those of you who have been asking to see my ring here it is," Crystal tweeted. "My engagement ring from my love."

Hef has some good taste! It's very classy, but it's a big rock cause that's how they do it in H-Wood.

Kendra Wilkinson sent a congratulations tweet to Crystal, while Bridget Marquardt went hardcore and sent the newly engaged couple a box of wedding-themed Sprinkles cupcakes. "We shared Bridget Marquardt's "I Do" cupcakes while we were playing Uno," Hefner wrote on Twitter.

Don't eat too many of those Hef, it might make your blood sugar go crazy and we don't need you spazzing out like Julia Roberts on Steel Magnolias.

*Don't talk about me like I'm not here!*