Well well well, WTF do we have here? It's none other than Ms. Katy Perry, sans layers of makeup, thanks to her wonderful husband Russell Brand. Russell tweeted this photo of his wife and tweeters went crazy, telling him that he'll be in trouble and commenting on Katy's natural state. The pic was reportedly up for a while, too, before Brand deleted it.

POTP was the first to report that Katy Perry is "a Plain Jane with blotchy skin, thin hair, and fake eyelashes." Being a Katy fan, I felt bad about it and I took it back, but my haterade has been reinstated: Katy looks good when she is dolled up, she clearly does not look good when she is not.

Below are pictures of Katy when she has her face on. Dating a famous woman isn't as great as men would possibly assume that it would be. Celebrities have the very best artists and stylists working on their friggin' faces. Katy: Yes woman, you do need to perform "magic tricks" in bed to keep your former sex addict satisfied, cause he's waking up to the photo above, which would kill his boners if your melons weren't there to save the day.