Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Hires Publicist for New Relationship

Kim Kardashian's new bed buddy is so irrelevant that I didn't even find it necessary to put his name in this post's title. They'll break up by February... March at the latest. However, while they're in a f*ckship, Kris Humphries wants to be prepared for the public's interest in his doomed relationship.

New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries hired a personal publicist to handle inquiries into his love life now that he’s dating the curvy reality star. Humphries tapped Eva Longoria’s rep, Liza Anderson. A source told us, “ Kris’ team wanted to make sure they get his message out. It was a decision by his management team.”

Anderson has confirmed that she is now working with Kris Humphries. Meanwhile Kimmy and Kris made plans to spend the holidays together around his team's schedule. Drumroll please ... I'm starting to think that Kim's definition of wanting to "be single for a year" means that she'd like to find out how many men she can date in a single year!!! *Crickets.*