The natural reaction to that headline is “Oh, it’s probably just some girl who looks like Miley,” or, “She’s probably just going down on a glass dildo.” Nope. I’ve seen the tape. It’s definitely Miley Cyrus, and she’s definitely smoking a bong. The only remaining question is: What’s in the bong?
TMZ obtained footage from what may or may not be Miley’s 18th birthday party, and in the video, Ms. Cyrus is shown clearly hitting a two-footer like a seasoned champ. However, Miley’s peeps claim that’s not weed she’s smoking, but “a natural herb called salvia,” which is legal in California. Oh, good. Wait a minute; marijuana is also a natural herb that’s basically legal in California, so who the hell cares what she’s smoking? Besides, it’s not like salvia doesn’t get you totally effed-up. It does. Or, so I’ve heard.
Anyway, Miley’s legal now, and she looks like she’s having some pretty innocent fun in the video. People are always expecting these Disney stars to go off the rails at some point, but I actually think Miley’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and just likes to party. If she had never become famous, I think she’d be in rural Tennessee right now, smoking dirty trailer park weed and crushing Miller High Life cans against her forehead. Some people are just born trashy cool.
You can check out Miley getting her bong on here.