Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams Are Clearly Sexin'

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams attended a screening of their new movie, Blue Valentine, last night, and is it just me or do they have the unmistakable look of two people who banged in the limo on their way to the theater?

Ryan and Michelle have been cagey about rumors that they're dating, but if they wanna keep their relationship a secret, maybe Ryan should stop having public staring contests with Michelle's breasts. I can understand why Ryan might be reluctant to enter into a formal relationship with Michelle. Breaking up with her has been known to lead to clown makeup and overdosing with Olsen twins (C'mon, it's not still too soon for Heath Ledger jokes, is it? Why so serious?). Regardless of what they're calling it, though, these two are obviously rubbing their furry places together.

Granted, I tend to think that every male/female friendship eventually leads to boning, and I'm especially biased here, because I like these two and think they'd make a hell of a couple. Even so, I think these pics speak for themselves. I might look for f*ckships where they don't actually exist, but I know a dude whose pants are getting tighter when I see one, and guys only get that look in Ryan's eyes from one of two things: endless fried shrimp night at Old Country Buffet, or a set of boobies that they're totally gonna get to motorboat later.