On the upcoming episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska, Kate Gosselin and her brood of monsters make an attempt to go camping with Momma Grizzly. As Lil Payne mentioned earlier this week, Kate was a total sour puss and couldn’t handle the trip. After complaining about the cold weather and freaking out over the idea of not using a table, utensils, or hand cleaner just hours into the trip, Kate and the kids packed up and left.

As Us Weekly points out, and I don’t think it took a rocket scientist to come up with this one, Kate and Sarah Palin had “zero chemistry”.

“They didn’t speak off camera. She said the food and accommodations were terrible, and it was the worst trip she’d ever been on.”

Although the eight Gosselin dwarves were having a fabulous time with Sarah’s kids, Kate “had a meltdown” in the 53-degree weather and left before sundown. “She just couldn’t cope”.

First, Kate has zero chemistry with any human being and about the only things that won’t get on her nerves are walls and ceilings and any other inanimate object that can’t move or talk. Second, Kate had to leave by sundown before her nose warted, skin turned green, and her broom came flying to her from Pennsylvania.

TLC was smart to pair those two together because they know what a whiny and pathetic person Kate Gosselin is when she has to deal with anything in the great outdoors.