Monthly Archives: January 2011

Demi Lovato Spotted Post-Rehab

 by on

Demi Lovato has been spotted roaming the streets of Los Angeles now that she is done with her rehab stint. She looks good.

I think that Ms. Lovato is on the right path because she’s looking bigger than she did before she sought treatment. In other words, I think she’s actually staying away from drugs. The nose candy is a great way to keep a ho skinny. She also had an eating disorder, allegedly, so this young woman has a lot to recover from and deal with, but I think that she’ll be alright and that her career will thrive. Rehab is great for business. Two and a Half Men‘s ratings have reportedly soared since stories about Charlie’s self-destructive bullsh!t came out.

Do you Demi!

Tags:

Camille Grammer on The View: ‘Kelsey Grammer is Like a Child’

 by on

Camille Grammer is batsh!t crazy on TV, but I honestly feel that she’s not so bad in real life. She was just unaware of how reality TV works and why one shouldn’t behave like a horrible human being while cameras are rolling. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star sat down with the ladies of The View this morning. Naturally her relationship with estranged husband Kelsey Grammer, who wants to speed up a divorce so that he can marry his mistress, was discussed.

Camille Grammer looks good

Since I haven’t found video yet, we have some great excerpt quotes from the show.

Barbara: One of the things that you said on the reunion show is that you implied that you hadn’t had sex with Kelsey in a couple of years. Is that true, and if so why were you surprised that he wanted someone else?

Camille: I thought that there’s so much more to marriage than sex. We tried and something didn’t click with us on an intimate level, but we were best friends. It’s too bad that now I lost my best friend.

Barbara: You also lost a man who wasn’t your lover.

DAYUM Barbara!

Joy: Why did Kelsey have the need to introduce Kayte Walsh to the children so quickly? What makes him behave that way you think? Is that typical of him?

 

Camille: He did rush it. He wants what he wants right away. He’s like that, he’s almost like a child!

BAM!

Barbara: You were invited to the wedding.

Joy: Go, just wear white. Wear white with a tiara perhaps!

Joys are awesome folks. The View panel would suck so hard without Joy Behar.

Tags: , ,

Adam Lambert’s New Boyfriend Attends Birthday Party

 by on

Adam Lambert celebrated his 29th birthday at H. Wood nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday. He looked quite dapper. Adam and Oprah actually share the same birthday and the Grammy nominated singer sent her a birthday message on Twitter. So sweet. 

Adam has a new boyfriend whom he met while touring in Europe, so said a gossip blog. There’s no word on who the lucky man is, and I did some searches, but we’ll be sure to give you the details as soon as we stumble upon them. Perez Hilton and Kat Graham were also there for the wonderful night of celebration. Happy birthday handsome!

Adam Lambert Kanye West sunglasses

Adam was photographed shopping on the day before his birthday. We’ve posted some pics below from his outing.

Tags:

Eminem’s Super Bowl Ad Salary is $1 Million

 by on

Eminem is getting animated for a Lipton Brisk iced-tea Super Bowl commercial and he will be compensated a whopping $1 million for it. The ad is described as “very funny,” and it gives viewers a glimpse inside a day of the life of Marshall Mathers.

Marshall Mathers photo

Frank Sinatra was one of the first high-profile artists featured in the spots before they were pulled in the late ’90s. Eminem celebrated his comeback from drugs, alcohol and depression in his most recent hit album, “Recovery.” He says he now aims for substance over shock tone.

Eminem is one of the most talented rappers of all time. He’s great to work out to and I love how pissed off he sounds all the time. He gets you going! I can’t wait to see what Lipton comes up with.

Tags:

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Are Divorced

 by on

Getting divorced is just too damn easy these days, depending on what state you’re in. Tony Parker and Eva Longoria filed for divorce only two months ago and now they are officially ovah! Tony’s lawyer filed papers in Texas on Friday that officially ended his marriage to Eva.

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Image

Eva’s lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court. Both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that’s where the prenup was signed.

Tony filed in Texas and Eva filed in LA, but they ended things in an amicable and peaceful way.

Damn, if only I cared. I saw this coming for years. There were stories about Eva being sad coming out as recently as weeks ago. She’s scorned and manipulative, but I hope that she’s doing okay and that she can learn to trust again. Eduardo Cruz would appreciate it. 

Tags:

This is Britney Spears’ Version of Dressed Up

 by on

I wonder if she showers. I wonder what she smells like. I wonder if she owns brushes – specifically a toothbrush and a hairbrush – cause you can never tell. Britney Spears was a bridesmaid for her assistant Brett Miller and Frank Lionetti and, ya, she cleans up well.

Britney Spears bridesmaid

Britney looks makeup free, which is fine, but her weave looks unruly and untouched. Without fame and fortune, Brit Brit’s kids would have been nekkid, runnin’ round the streets of Louisiana while she was fixin’ to dig through the neighbor’s trash for dinner.

Britney Spears extensions close upBritney Shops In LingerieBritney Spears O Face Photo

Tags:

Charlie Sheen in Rehab For Three Months

 by on

Charlie Sheen is giving rehab another go. The actor suddenly checked into a rehabilitation facility over the weekend. As a result, the filming of eight episodes of “Two and a Half Men” has been put on pause while Charlie seeks help.

charlie rehab

The crew is worried they will be the financial casualties of Charlie’s problem. There are 300 people associated with the show, many of whom are nervous about not getting a paycheck. Sources say when production was halted last February while Charlie was in rehab, the crew was  “partially compensated.”

The studio hasn’t decided what to do this time around — whether the staff will be fully or partially compensated. A decision is expected soon.

Well this is fun! Three hundred people may receive a major pay cut because Charlie Sheen is a f*ck up who may remain a f*ck up until he overdoses. He was pretty much forced into rehab. How is it that Charles is able to cause more drama in a few years than we will in our entire lifetime and still hold onto his job? This man is one lucky SOB.

Tags: ,

SAG Awards Red Carpet Photos: Natalie Portman Flaunts Her Bump

 by on

Natalie Portman did a great job choosing a dress that accentuates her baby bump and her hotness. She picked up an award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role for Black Swan. How gorgeous did she look?

 

I love that she's turning into a balloon and she has yet to walk down the aisle to marry fiance Benjamin Millepied. All signs indicate that Natalie will win an Oscar. The timing couldn't possibly be any better. After her win, then she can get married and all news outlets will preface her name with "Academy Award winning actress."

 

Lea Michele of Glee met Hailee Steinfeld, the True Grit star that Lea refused to speak to when Hailee approached her pre-fame. Notice how 14 year-old Hailee's t!ts are bigger than 24 year-old Lea's? Yes I did. And Hailee's career may grow to be bigger than Lea's too. Bam.

Mila Kunis SAGAndrew Garfield SAG

Tags: ,

Mark Zuckerberg Meets Jesse Eisenberg on SNL

 by on

It was a union of the Bergs on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Jesse Eisenberg, Andy Samberg, and Mark Zuckerberg appeared together for a very memorable opening monologue skit. Jesse, who plays Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network in case you’ve been living in a cave, has always said that he didn’t meet Mark. So while Jesse was reading his cue cards, “The Zuck” came out.

Jesse is so adorable and so is Mark. Ya, Mark won’t be in the running for any Academy Awards anytime soon, but that’s what I find so refreshing about him. He’s a nerd and he’s not really trying to hide it. 

Tags: ,

Lady Gaga Plagiarized “Born This Way”?!

 by on

Lady Gaga announced that her upcoming album would be called “Born This Way” when she accepted her MTV video music award in a meat dress last year. To keep the hype going, she posted tweet after tweet after tweet about her new record, even going naked just to remind us that it’s on its way. She even called her new music “the greatest of this decade.”

But it sounds like Gaga has stolen some lyrics and the theme for her “Born This Way” from a Motown artist named Valentino. “I Was Born This Way” was released in 1975. It’s the first official song about coming out and it was re-recorded and released by Carl Bean as a disco hit.

Lady Gaga Masked on Letterman

Gaga’s lyrics are very similar to that of Valentino’s, and let’s not forget that both songs share nearly identical titles.

Gaga cites that she’s the sole songwriter of “Born This Way,” because you know this chick has an ego the size of, ya know, something like really huge and big and stuff. The woman dresses up and behaves like she’s a freakin’ bot! Although Gaga is well respected and multi-talented, she doesn’t believe in taking breaks. She drops her albums within months instead of years and she’s on tour every day of her life. If she gave herself some time, she’d generate her own ideas.

I would also love to find out what kind of activism, if any, Gaga was involved in before becoming iconic. I feel like she’s using the gays only to have more fans and maintain her superstar status. Yes I did.

Tags: