Long ago I would make a “Because He’s Hot” post every Friday. Well it’s Friday, and I think he’s hot, so I’m bringing those posts back with some help from Andrew Garfield. I was hoping that the first “Because He’s Hot” winner of 2011 would be African-American, partially because that’s all I’ve been dating recently and this site isn’t the most diverse. But because I’ve wanted to write about Andrew since I first watched The Social Network opening weekend, I figured that I should finally hurry up and feature him.
Why does Andrew Garfield deserve to be crowned the ‘Because He’s Hot’ guy? Which is better than winning the Nobel Peace Prize, many just have difficulty acknowledging this, two words: Those lips! They’re. Luscious. They always make me want more. I’m also into that thick head of hair of his and those wonderful eyebrows. Andrew also has some chiseled jaw action going on. When in doubt, choose the guy with the chiseled jaw; it always tips the damn scale right over! Andrew has a very intense stare, which drives me insane. And you sometimes have to look at him for a while before figuring out that he’s actually quite good looking, which is my very favorite kind of sexy! He’s also scrawny, appreciative, and nerd-like in interviews; and when I’m not in the mood for a thug, a nerd always balances things out. Sarcasm.
Andrew has proven that he’s got what it takes. He has taken over Tobey Maguire’s role of Spider-Man, which is pretty damn impressive. Pictures of Andrew in his Spider-Man costume were released weeks ago. He is not packing heat, like, at all, so I choose to think that he’s actually so huge that major editing was involved. You can check out more Andy by clicking on the xlarge_pnails below. Enjoy.