Deena Nicole Cortese Sucks!

We have a spoiler for ya!! Jersey Shore season 3 begins with Snooki and Deena Nicole Cortese entering the house where Deena is introduced to the other housemates. Upon meeting Deena, Ronnie appropriately describes her as "a gremlin lookalike."

Next Deena propositions The Situation to "help" her find her hat, which naturally leads to her taking off her bikini bottom to show Mike her "nana." After Deena stripped for The Sitch, he decided NOT TO smush with her.

Later that night Deena begs The Situation to cuddle with her, which makes Sammi Giancola laugh, and justifiably so. Deena then starts crying because Sammi laughed at her. Because Deena's feelings were hurt, she calls Sammi the C-word, which prompts Ronnie to race down the stairs to yell in Deena's face because he's the only one allowed to call Sammi a c*nt. Have some respect!

From another season 3 video preview, it looks like JWoww decides to fight Sammi over this. JWoww always wants a reason to hit someone. Clearly, she has pursued the wrong career. Jump in to watch the first 10 minutes of Jersey Shore all for yourself! Jersey Shore premieres THIS THURSDAY night at 10 on MTV!!! Pop on the Pop writer Lil Payne will be recapping each episode for you here.

Jersey Shore season 3 Deena vs. Sammi