Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham was photographed while rocking a skimpy bikini the other day. My 5’4 self thinks she looks really tall, like in a qualified-to-walk-the-catwalk kind of way. Farrah is actually an aspiring model.

There’s no need for her to pull a Deena Nicole Cortese, cause her bikini bottom looks like it’s about to fall right off. Her breasts also look like they’re trying to run off in opposite directions.

In November we reported that Farrah had her breasts done, going from an A cup to a C. I think the whole point of getting big boobs is to also get some cleavage going along with it. Somehow it seems as though many plastic surgeons are unable to accomplish that. But as long as Farrah likes her new look, that’s all that matters.