JWoww's breasts are as real as her hair extensions and she makes sure that she gets her money's worth outta those fake girls.

The Jersey Shore star turned down an offer to pose for Playboy and we're still trying to figure out why. She pretty much strips down to nothing everytime she walks outside!

JWoww, Sammi Giancola, Snooki, Deena Nicole Cortese and crew co-hosted MTV's New Year's Eve special where Jenni actually didn't even want to wear a blazer, a source tells Us Weekly.

I can't hate. JWoww looks sexy and she owns it. I like confidence. Go 'head now whore!