At this point, posting pics of Charlie Sheen's latest porn star/hookers is like trying to give a name to every grain of coke he snorts ("Uhhh...Whitey, Snowflake, Numby Numberson...dammit there's just too many!"). You can never keep up, but it's fun to try!

Especially in this case, where one of the hookers is actually hot for once, and the other one is an insane gold-digger, who actually believed all the crazy promises that Charlie made during his coked-out 3 am ramblings. Just to be clear, Melanie Rios, the brunette, is the one that's actually attractive, at least by Charlie Sheen hooker standards. The other one, Kacey Jordan, is every bit as crazy as she looks and plain stupid enough to think Charlie was actually gonna buy her a Bentley. 

Sheen apparently promised Kacey a powder blue Bentley convertible at some point during their 36 hour party, and now she's taking him to court to force him to make good on his promise. I'm no lawyer, but I don't think anything Charlie said with a crack pipe hanging out of his mouth constitutes a legally binding contract. Can't blame a ho for trying!

Anyway, here are some pics of Chuck's latest conquests, in case you felt like pretending to be Charlie Sheen this weekend. If you really wanna get into character, it might help to keep a massive pile of sugar next to your computer while you look at these.