Because Kris Jenner is a stage mom on acid, she spoke with Entertainment Tonight about her plans to pimp out her youngest children. Kendall Jenner, 15, is already modeling and Kylie, 13, is also pursuing a modeling career. Both girls have always been castmates on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Could Kendall and Kylie star in their own reality show? “Well, they have to get good grades,” said Kris. “They have to show me that they can handle their own show and then we have to talk Ryan [Seacrest] into it.

A reality show starring a 13 and 15 year-old would be mind-numbing, but the concept itself is brilliant. Entertainment for tweens is how the Disney channel became so successful. But forget having your children go to school to pursue something they may actually possess some talent for or be passionate about. If a project doesn’t involve cameras or a new product endorsement so that Kris can get her 10%, don’t disrespect Mrs. Jenner by bringing up something productive! School and hard work are for poor people.