Lindsay Lohan has been released from the Betty Ford Center after a 90-day stint that got crazy in ways only LiLo could manage.

Lindsay was set free in the wilds of Los Angeles today after hinting that she'd be getting out soon on her Twitter feed over the weekend. Since she already missed her New Year's tradition of heading down to the Cristal bottling plant and sticking her head under the tap, maybe she'll actually manage to stay sober this year. Actually, no. No she won't. Let's remember the pic above was taken shortly after her last trip to the 'hab. In fact, I'll start taking bets now as to how long it'll take this b!tch to ram her Maserati into a petting zoo full of furry animals and school children. You should never text while trying to snort coke off the dash. One day she'll learn.

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan gets "released" from things so often that my computer actually auto-corrected this headline. Here's hoping 2011 is the year when I finally type, "Lindsay Lohan Released From Mortal Coil by Pack of Rabid Hyenas." Sigh. Dare to dream, y'all.