OK, I had to read up on the Twilight “saga” a bit to understand why this picture is significant, but I think I get it now.

As we discussed before, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart indulge in gross, inter-species sexy time in the new Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn. I’m guessing a lot of CG and green screens and such are used to keep us from being blinded by the sight of all that pasty flesh. The result of this undead bonin’ is a mixed-race daughter with the predictably ridiculous name of Renesmee, who then goes on to bang Taylor Lautner. Given that this kid is born in the next movie and bangs Taylor shortly thereafter, I expected her to look a lot younger or a lot older than 10 year-old Mackenzie Foy, seen above, but apparently that’s who’s playing her. Uh…gross. I’m guessing any number of Twihards could explain to me why this is less weird and depraved than it sounds, but that would involve talking to one of those people.