Miranda Kerr reportedly gave birth in Los Angeles last night. The Aussie supermodel and husband Orlando Bloom welcomed a baby boy whose name has not yet been released, but who's sure to sign a modeling contract by the time he hits pre-k.

Miranda experienced some false alarm contractions the day after Christmas, but she popped like an over-cooked turkey last night, bringing ten-pound Mirlando (let's just call him that for now) into the world. It's the first child for Miranda and the first for Orlando that he knows of. I kid. Congrats to the happy parents. I look forward to seeing this kid mature into a funny-accented heartbreaker. More importantly, I look forward to Miranda getting her post-pregnancy body back. Oh, how I've missed it.