I was surprised by this, because I just saw Nicole Kidman at the Golden Globes, and she sure didn’t look pregnant. It turns out, that because Nicole is older than moving pictures, she and husband and Billy Ray Cyrus look-a-like contest winner, Keith Urban, used a surrogate. I don’t know much about science, but I think that means Nicole got to watch while Keith banged a groupie.
Anyway, the happy couple welcomed daughter Faith Margaret Keith Urban on December 28, but for some reason they just announced the birth yesterday. My only guess for the delay is that they wanted to get the kid back to Australia before Tom Cruise and his Scientologist crazies kidnapped it and sacrificed it to Lord Xenu, or whatever they do. Little Margaret will have several older siblings, including Nicole’s daughter with Keith, and the two children that she adopted with Tom Cruise, because, ya know…Tom Cruise is gay.
Anyway, congrats to Nicole and Keith! I don’t usually get to say this about celebri-kids, but here’s hoping mama finds a job and daddy stays sober!