We’ve known about them for weeks, and now we’re getting our first glimpse of the legendary JWoww nude photos. Nothing too surprising, since we’ve pretty much seen her boobs from every conceivable angle, due to her love of hooker outfits, but still, there they are. Huge and fake, just like J-Weezy herself.
This is one of the photos held by JWoww’s ex, Tom Lippolis, that she desperately tried to prevent from being released. Apparently, the shot was taken just before JWoww’s second boob job surgery (That’s a before picture?!). Jenni claims she was “anesthetized” for the operation when she agreed to have her picture taken topless, but she looks pretty with it to me. Well, as with it as JWoww ever can be.
The important thing is, after being taunted with them for years, we’re finally seeing JWoww’s boobs, which puts us in exclusive company with every dude in the state of New Jersey. Jen should’ve taken that Playboy deal while the offer was on the table. The price is sure to drop now that we’ve all seen the goods.