Oprah's Family Secret Revealed Today
Oprah is revealing a family secret on her show today that shook her "TO THE CORE!" The talk show queen told her audience that she has been keeping a secret for months now and today is the day when we will find out what it is.
I'm thinking that Oprah anonymously donated her eggs decades ago so that she could allow someone to be the surrogate mother of her child, and now that child has been found. I've already made a detailed spreadsheet in Excel indicating how I will spend the millions of dollars my biological mother, aka Oprah, will be giving me. I've also created a spreadsheet of how she should spend the remainder of her estimated 2.7 billion dollars. Hint: on me.
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January 24th, 2011 1:06 PM
Sheesh... Honestly, I respect her because she came from nothing and made a hell of a life for herself, but FUCK. Please... Stop it! I have no idea if her "long lost sister" is real or not, so no disrespect, but I'm kinda over her.