C’mon, Orlando Bloom. You’re never gonna fetch seven figures for the rights to publish your baby photos if you keep parading the kid out in public in front of god, the paparazzi, and everyone. You gotta take a lesson from Will and Jada Smith and turn parenthood into profit.

Orlando and three-week old son Flynn Bloom (I think they should’ve said that name out loud to themselves a few times before they settled on it) stepped out for their first photo-op as father and son yesterday. Not to be outdone, Orly’s wife, Miranda Kerr, decided to pose with Lil Flynn and post the pics on her blog. This kid’s not even a month old and he’s already got cameras in his face on the daily. At this rate, he’ll be burned out on Hollywood and write a scathing tell-all about his life in the limelight before he hits preschool. I can’t wait to read about his crippling breast milk addiction.