February 2011 News Archive

Kate Middleton had her very first official royal appearance on Thursday when she and Prince William attended a ceremony for the naming of a lifeboat, no joke. The lifeboat was christened "Hereford Endeavour."

Kate and William's Wales visit was "highly anticipated" because they've kept a low profile since announcing their engagement last November.

So basically, when Kate and William show up somewhere, it's pretty much like Justin Bieber roaming the streets shirtless in the States: It's a really big deal cause commoners are allowed to share oxygen with these pseudo Gods.

On Friday, Kate and William visited the University of St. Andrews in Scotland, their alma mater. Kate wore a red outfit that she had already owned, because she's so damn cheap. Both of their appearances went well, with many deeming Kate's first outing a "success."

I'm not so sure that William could have picked a more picture perfect fiancee. This woman looks good in every single frame and knows how to keep a smile on her face the entire time that she's out. She's doing good!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are fiercely private celebrities, but they let their hair down and threw their hands up when they attended a pre-Oscar party at the Chateau Marmont on Friday. Public displays of affection are uncharacteristic for extreme introvert Kristen, but on Friday she was into it.

Kristen and Rob on New Year's Eve

The costars and real-life loves "were dancing the whole time. They definitely kissed a few times." The highlight for Pattinson and Stewart? When a certain Jay-Z/Alicia Keys Big Apple classic came on around 1 a.m. "They went nuts for Empire State of Mind!"

Anyone else think these two were drunk outta their friggin' minds?! Who goes nuts over "Empire State of Mind"? That song is old, it's not like a Biggie classic or even some old Snoop Dogg tracks that people still go crazy for while up in da club.

Miley Cyrus was also in attendance and she danced to her "Party in the USA" song, while Ryan Gosling, Natalie Portman, Hayden Panettiere, Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry all represented the A-list by showing up as well.

Loose cannon laughing stock Charlie Sheen was damn serious when he said that he plans to sue CBS and Warner brothers. His lawyer, Marty Singer, is demanding that Charlie be compensated for the eight episodes that won't be filmed this season.

Charlie is prepared to take this to court.

“This action is outrageous and in direct violation of our client’s legal rights, including under the contract between our client and Warner Bros. Television with regard to Two and a Half Men (“the Series”). Our client is entitled to be paid for eight additional episodes under his contract on the Series.”

Charlie's lawyer contends that Charlie is sober and even passed drug tests that he took this weekend. The letter to CBS states that Chuck Lorre, the man that Charlie called a pussy, has violated Charlie's contract.

Meanwhile Charlie's publicist was fired or quit today, and this circus has barely begun. Reporters are exploiting Charlie, allowing him to give interview after interview and present himself as more of a douche than he was before, and Charlie is a 3 year-old stuck in a 45 year-old's body. He's having a mantrum, especially now cause he doesn't have any coke to keep him happy.

There's a fresh new face in Hollywood and her name is Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer is both hot and talented, say what?! She actually kind of looks like the love child of Joss Stone and Anna Kournikova, and she's a natural beauty. She has great hair, nice curves, and a very confident red carpet pose. Just look at the way that Jen stands. She really puts her back into it like she'll look like a blonde Kardashian with the right amount of arching. Cute.

Jennifer received an Academy Award nomination for her role in Winter's Bone. She wore a simple yet sexy red dress that was reminiscent of the red frock Scarlett Johansson wore when she was groped on the red carpet years ago at the Golden Globes.

Now I didn't watch Winter's Bone, so I don't know if Jenny actually delivers, but she has allegedly never taken drama or acting classes.

Born and raised in Kentucky, the 20 year-old rising star grew up acting in church plays. It wasn't until she was 14 years old that she began to pursue acting seriously and urged her parents to take her to NYC to find a talent agent. Two years later, Jennifer graduated early, at the age of 16, in order to start acting.

She's clearly passionate and ambitious. Jennifer has quite a few projects in the works, and an Oscar nomination doesn't hurt. Let's see where this one goes in the years to come.

As Lady Gaga has proven time and time again, one of the most effective ways to promote a project is to take your clothes off, as evidenced by Bethenny Frankel and her husband Jason Hoppy in Miami the other day.

Bethenny has updated the title of her show from "Bethenny Getting Married" to "Bethenny Ever After." The new season, which premieres tonight on Bravo, will follow her as she deals with marriage, in laws, motherhood, religion, and turning 40.

Bethenny recently said that she's committed to working with Bravo and that her show is real. “If Jason and I in general have had the same argument six times, at some point, I want to let the cameras catch that... I just want it to be real and if we’re going to do this at all and we’re going to portray our relationship.”

I have no idea why she wants the public in her business like that, but I guess whatever keeps 'em coming back for more is all that matters to her. Bethenny's "taste everything, eat nothing" diet motto also seems to be working for her. If you're gonna starve yourself, might as well flaunt those bones and ribs!

Willow Smith's highly anticipated second single is finally here and it's a fun song called "21st Century Girl." The lyrics are sassy, just like Will Smith and Jada's prodigy likes to keep it.

The song also sounds youthful, like she's hoping to appeal to a demographic that mirrors her own whereas "Whip My Hair" was a song for everyone. Considering the old school hip-hop vibe that "Whip My Hair" brings, "21st Century Girl" has your typical generic pop sound, like it's actually someone else's song. Either way, we predict that Willow won't have any problems selling records.

Always the subtle artist, Lady Gaga has created another lengthy music video. "Born This Way" is a 7 minutes and 20 seconds long video that tells the story of a government-owned space territory that's accepting of the human race.

In a voiceover that plays during a child birth scene, Gaga says:

"As the wombs numbered and the mitosis of the future began, it was perceived that this infamous moment in life is not temporal, it is eternal. and thus began the the beginning of the new race, a race within the race of humanity, a race which bears no prejudice, no judgment, but boundless freedom."

Whatever yo. Gaga takes herself and her art way too seriously. 

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez want the world to know that they're a couple, a good looking and happy one at that. After months of speculating that only continued when the couple shared a hotel room and were spotted together on numerous occasions, Justin and Selena have gone public.

Justin and Ms. Gomez were spotted holding hands and looking very comfortable together at Vanity Fair's Oscar party at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood.

Justin has great style, and the twosome wore matching looks. The Biebs had a red pocket square in his Dolce & Gabbana suit while Selena wore a crimson Dolce & Gabbana gown. They look so damn good together and it's wonderful that Bieber isn't hiding his private life from his fans.

Well he may be a train wreck, but I have to agree with Charlie Sheen on the statement above. But, er, uh... is Charlie aware that he is also a bit mentally retarded as are all of his opinions?! Charlie appeared on The Today Show and Good Morning America this morning to defend himself, claiming that although he has four children under the age of 10, he is not ashamed of his behavior. "God no. Talk about an education!"

“Come Wednesday morning, they’re going to rename [the studio] Charlie Brothers and not Warner Brothers… take it or leave it. Defeat is not an option.”

So basically Charlie is the master and CBS execs are his slaves. Makes sense. I hope he never stops giving interviews.

Jump in to watch the madness for yourself.

"Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen continues to show us how to shamelessly fall from grace. Ten year olds are more mature than the 45 year-old father of five. Instead of talking sh!t behind one's back, Charlie gets on the internet, radio, and television to rip his employers a new one.

Keep in mind that Sheen passed his recent drug test, so these childish rants actually represent the decisions he makes during rare moments of clarity in between poking whores and filming sex.

Somewhere Lindsay Lohan is on her knees thanking God that she's not the only coke whore in Hollyweird while Charlie's daughters with Denise Richards strategize how soon they should file emancipation papers. They're waiting for Suri Cruise to do hers first, but she keeps stalling.

Charlie says that he'll film another season of Two and a Half Men if he gets $3 million per episode and a $20 million signing bonus. Go get 'em, Charles! The show you're puttin' on is better than the past few years worth of Two and a Half Men episodes.