The best way that I can justify why Adam deserves to be placed into this category is simple: Adam Levine is not a man, he is a God!
Adam Noah Levine is also not the most handsome man around, he is one of the sexiest. Adam is hot because he has swagger for days, and swagger trumps physical attractiveness. The definition of swagger, arguably, is sexiness.
Levine’s horny fans love him because, well, have you heard this man’s lyrics? Maroon 5′s music becomes sexier by the album. Check out “Kiwi.”
It’s his energetic stage presence that also breaks hearts. Unlike many televised Maroon 5 performances, Adam is nothing short of brilliant on the electric guitar, which he plays throughout his shows. He’s got soul, he knows how to dance, he claims to love to please and has boasted that he can go all night long… so I don’t know where to stop here, because this man needs no explanation or introduction.
I remember a girl in school telling the class about her friend who was f*cking Adam, cause that is what higher education is all about – discussing who is having sex with whom. So my teacher walks into class the next day and lets everyone know that she did some research. She had typed Adam’s name into Google and all that came up was “HOT! HOT! HOT!!!!” I rest my case.
