Radar Online has obtained nude photos of Amber Portwood showing off her fabulous physique and hideous tattoo. The story says Amber was posing and a pal took the pictures a couple of weeks ago, so I'm guessing her latest boyfriend Adam Dockery was the guest photographer.

A source told Radar that Amber "fancies herself an old-fashioned pin-up girl. She posed the way she thought a pin-up would."

Well you're definitely not a pin-up girl Amber, but I'll give you a D for effort. You know what the first thing is that I notice in this picture? That damn tattoo! It's still craptatsic and looks unfinished. Of course I'm still waiting on the dude who claims to be Adam Dockery in the comments of a previous Amber Portwood post to send me a picture of the finished work, but we've received nothing yet.

Is that a baby bump I see in that photo? Lord I hope not!