The Amber Portwood dating marathon continues! At this point, Amber has probably dated half of the male population in Anderson, Indiana, but she has suckered a new guy into being her next victim. Radar Online reports Amber has found love with a tattoo artist named Adam Dockery. The couple met when he was an intern at the tattoo shop where Amber got her craptastic Leah portrait done. If you haven’t seen the masterpiece on Amber’s stomach and side, you can check it out here. It’s gorgeous!

“Amber and Adam have been dating a couple of weeks. They met through a mutual friend. He thinks she’s absolutely awesome and they’re really happy together. I know it sounds crazy but they’ve even already talked about a future together.”

Nobody in their right mind would date Amber, so it’s clear she’s drugging these guys or she’s hypnotizing them and making them believe she’s a hottie like Mila Kunis. I’m sure Clinton Yunkers didn’t realize what he was getting himself into when he asked Amber to be his girl. There has to be an explanation besides ‘she’s cute and I dig her’ for these morons who think it’s a great idea to date the orange devil.