When I decided to bring back “Because He’s Hot” posts weeks ago, I knew that I wanted to feature Armie Hammer because he looked hot as hell in The Social Network. But when I tried to find sexy photos of him to post, I really had to do some digging because there’s a major shortage.

Armie looks better on film than he does in still photographs, which is fine because our sex tape together is much more important than a Facebook photo. Sometimes ya gotta compromise.

Armie, who played the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network, is one hell of a sexy @ss b!tch. Like, literally. He’s hotter than most of the chicks that I see everyday on the street. Then there’s that voice of his: It’s so deep, it’s perfect.

There wasn’t a single dude in The Social Network that I wouldn’t take home – from Armie Hammer to Andrew Garfield to Timberlake… Sh!t, I even thought Jesse Eisenberg was adorable and that I wouldn’t need drugs to be seduced by the short Latin student, Armie‘s BFF in the movie. He was cute too. But by playing characters who are 6’5 and actually being that same height in real life, Armie definitely stands out.
 
I don’t even need to get into specifics because this man is specifically easy on the eyes. Armie looks like he could be a model, preferably a nude one, but you could easily picture him in an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. He’s delish!