I just wanna start this post unconventionally by saying that I think Halle Berry is batsh*t loony! Halle has wanted a child so badly and has given interview after interview about wanting to reproduce. Enter Gabriel Aubry, a hot guy who stuck around long enough for Halle to allow him to be her sperm donor. They break up and they try to keep things amicable, but things derail.

Halle would reportedly have screaming matches with Gabriel post-relationship and she allegedly lost her shiz when he began dating Kim Kardashian. There was also a rumor that she hired a private investigator to spy on her ex. She's territorial. She's overprotective. She probably wanted to be a mother her entire life. Naturally she doesn't want to let her child slip through her fingers and be raised by someone else. This will get ugly and it's unfortunate.

In December, Gabriel asked a judge to confirm that he's the father of two year-old Nahla. Fast forward to the end of January. Halle pulled out of filming her new movie New Year's Eve to prepare for a courtroom showdown with Aubry.

Halle's rep said: "She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter’s father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention. Halle has serious concerns for her daughter's well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her."

B!tch please! Halle is both crazy and paranoid. I suspect that the private investigator told her something that freaked her out and prompted her to go to court.