This is the kind of inspirational story that reminds me why I got into celebrity blogging in the first place. A young Russian girl with dreams of making it big comes to America and motorboats her way straight to the top of the perfect rack. Boobs for her! Wait, what was I saying?
Anyway, 25 year-old model Irina Shayk is the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl and judging from the cover shot released today, I’d say this girl has what it takes. Then again, it’s hard to tell from just one picture. The only way I could really be sure if this kid will make it in the high-stakes world of swimsuit modeling is through a series of grueling training sessions to be conducted in my apartment starting tonight. So call me, Irina. I’ll provide the Cheez-Its and Miller High Life. It’s the champagne of beers.