Note to Jordan Bratman: Your attempt at cock blocking has been unsuccessful and you've been left looking bitter and stupid! Get outta the house, tan for Christ's sake, and for the love of gawd wax your entire body and maybe some woman may get near your crotch this year.

Self-respect be damned, Jordan isn't going anywhere! Although Christina Aguilera filed for divorce from bat boy in October, Jordan has yet to move out of their mansion even though Christina's rebound Matt Rutler also lives there.

In late October there were reports that Xtina was staying at hotels cause living at home was uncomfortable for her. It turns out that Jordy is still up in the "crib"- that word is perfectly applicable here cause he's behaving like a baby.

“It’s gotten really awkward,” the Aguilera pal says of life at the $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. “Jordan won’t leave the house!” The singer is so distraught that she broke down while knocking back vodka sodas and venting about the situation at L.A.’s the Dime nightclub January 25. “She was drinking and crying uncontrollably, talking about Jordan and the house,” says a witness. Adds another insider, “This is very stressful for her.”

Cheating on your husband with your boyfriend in front of your husband that you share the house you bought with only to allow your gigolo to move into is rough on a ho! Poor little selfish whore. Jordan's residency just gives lush Xtina another reason to get sauced. We're guessing that Jordy's making the most of it and getting in the way often to ensure that Christina and Matthew can't bone whenever they want to. Props?!