Miley Cyrus is apparently preparing for a post-fame career in porn, because she’s already started banging every dude that she shoots a movie with. Miley’s new man, Josh Bowman, is the latest costar to hop aboard the Miley train, and judging from their respective dating histories, this one might be a match made in heaven.
Josh is a 22 year-old Brit, so, like Miley’s ex, Liam Hemsworth, he’s an actor with a foreign accent who’s a few years older than Miles. More importantly, however, Miley is a bit like Josh’s most famous ex…Amy Winehouse. Yes, dude seriously dated Amy Winehouse, and when you think about it, she and Miley aren’t all that different. They’re both singers, they both love their ciggies, and you can hear it in their middle-aged pirate hooker voices, and both probably have stints in rehab in their future! Of course, Miley’s a bit of an upgrade, as she’s younger and not crawling with disease, as I assume Wino is.
At first, it’s easy to chalk up Miley’s new man as her latest costar of the month, but I think this one has potential. I bet they’re already picking out their wedding bong.