Priscilla Chan: Mark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend is Actually Hot

A while back, I wrote that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend looks like a chunky female Bruce Lee impersonator who spends her free time smashing bricks with her face. A lot of people commented on the post, insisting that the pictures I used were of Priscilla Chan on a bad day, and that for the most part, she's actually good-looking. Well, let it never be said that Lil Payne can't admit when he's wrong, especially when it comes to hot Asian gold diggers.

Yep, looks like despite her two-face tendencies, Priscilla is actually not bad. I should've known that a 26 year-old billionaire like Mark wouldn't waste his time and money hittin' subpar @ss. Don't get me wrong, I still don't think she's "billionaire's girlfriend" hot, but she's far from the terrifying fug-nasty I thought she was at first. Hopefully, Mark Zuckerberg didn't stay up at night, tossing and turning on his pile of money, worried that I thought his girlfriend wasn't worthy of his solid gold nerd wang.