Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino went from being a sweet mama's boy to a selfish man whore within months. After Snooki told the world that having sex with Vinny was like "putting a watermelon into a pinhole," he should have started making deposits into her Paypal every 2 weeks. Vinny is having no trouble getting laid these days; in fact, he even had sex with Snooki's best friend Ryder even though he knows that Nicole has a crush on him.

Vinny now says that he doesn't wanna hit that again because Snooki is fat, my words. Vinny spoke to Life & Style magazine about Snooks. “Living together forces me to sometimes stumble into her bed. But she’s not my type physically. If I [saw her] out in a club, I probably wouldn’t go there.”

I think Vinny's just trying to get rid of Snooki for good. No more seabiscuit for you, Snickers! She should get fit and then tell him to f*ck off.

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