Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend and gasp, she's white! At least he's consistent. The shamed golfer is now dating a 22 year-old named Alyse Lahti Johnston. Alastair, Alyse's stepdad, worked with Tiger and introduced her to the selfish male slut. 

The f*ckship has been going on for several weeks now and they were even spotted on his luxury yacht in Florida last week. Alyse got a DUI in Florida last year and she pretty much just wants to have sex with a sex addict. Sounds like a good plan.

Sources reveal: "She didn't consider herself Tiger's girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up," and she's also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun. She just wants to have a good time and lots of fun. I can definitely see her considering sex with Tiger a lot more fun than a relationship with him."

Alyse reportedly came from a rich family, so she doesn't care about Tiger's money. Right... well actually, that does sound true cause Tiger buys his chicks a Subway sandwich and dumps the ones that ask for a few hundred dollars.

You know that everything is always all about Tiger: He flies you in only for sex, not vacations, you're on the rag and he tells you to yank out your tampon, and he sees a handful of other chicks simultaneously, yet tells you that you're the only one. Tiger doesn't sound "fun," he sounds like a nightmare!