I don't know about y'all, but there's something unconvincing about a woman who lives on cheese grits and cigarettes trying to be sexy in bodysuits that make her resemble a sausage.

Britney Spears performed three songs from her upcoming album, Femme Fatale, in Vegas over the weekend. She "sang" her debut single "Hold It Against Me," along with "Big Fat Bass" and "Till The World Ends."

She can't sing and she lip synchs, but going to a Britney concert may be worth it for those that sit in the front row. Instead of buying a T-shirt, you'll be covered in Brit Brit's dandruff by the end of the show. That always makes for an authentic souvenir.