Not since Whitney Houston told Diane Sawyer to “SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!” have we witnessed a crackhead interview of this level of sheer awesome. Charlie is open about almost everything and he believes that he actually makes sense, too!
Charlie Sheen has unfortunately put himself in a position where if anything bad were to happen to him, everyone would chime in to say “I saw that coming.”
I do believe that an addict can get clean cold turkey. But most addicts don’t have the fame, wealth, and access that Charlie Sheen has. Right now, Charles is “winning;” I just worry about how long he will win. I watched Charlie’s interview and I paused and put my rewind button to use in order to gather these “bitchin” quotes for you!
On life with the goddesses: ?”We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee that it’s scary.”
On how he feels about his goddesses: “People say that it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view… These are my girlfriends that have completed the three parts of my heart.”
On why pornstars are his girlfriends: “Well look at what they do? DUH! It’s exciting, it’s fun, and you already know what you’re getting before you meet em! They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do, and it’s on!”
On Chuck Lorre and CBS execs: “They strapped on their diapers.”
On what’s going on with him upstairs: “You borrow my brain for 5 seconds. It fires in a way that’s not in the terrestrial realm. When you got tiger blood, you’ve been given magic. You’ve been given gold.”
On the Dr. Drews out there giving their 2 cents: “Bring me Dr. Clown Juice. Who are these people? What right do they have to sit in judgment?”
DO YOU THINK CHARLIE SHEEN IS SOBER?